本人生来世间二十几年，今天又长见识了。正所谓活到老，学到老，我也一直虚心地向身边两位Jet和Lashare学习，尽管走近他们身旁会变笨，会雷到外焦内嫩的，依然义无反顾。今晚夜深深寒风吹，不想独立嚼冷饮，想跟他们两位一起吃晚饭。被要求写申请书！无语、无奈、且无法，只好从了。反正闲来无聊，略弹一通，以资取乐！

 

附上申请书正文：

Application

ToMiss.Lashare and Mr. Jet,

 

Tonight is a cold and windy night, and I will be single. It will be really suffered if having supper alone. And there is a saying that you both are angles with wings, and have warm hearts and handsome and beautiful outlook. Angles will never let a man alone, or angles will become bird-men. So good for you both and myself, it sounds reasonable that you invite me have supper with you.

 

Because of above-mentioned reasons, I wrote this application to you both, not asking for your mercy, but doing you a favor, to save you from becoming bird-men. The bird-man means that a man or woman can fly away with his or her own two wings, but cannot fly up and get in the haven. It’s very serious to become a bird-man. You two need to seriously think about that taking me to supper with you. I will appreciate you both and even thank you as God if you can pay bills for me.

 

To be bird-men or to be angles, think carefully and make a right decision.

 

                                                                    Sincerely,